Friday, 7 August 2026

Sir Bertrand's Adventures In A Ruinous Castle by Mrs Barbauld - Gothic Stories 1800.

 

Sir Bertrand turned his steed towards the wolds, hoping to cross those dreary moors before the curfew tolled. But ere he had proceeded half his journey, he was bewildered by the different tracts; and not being able, as far as the eye could reach, to espy any object but the brown heath surrounding him, he was at length quite uncertain which way he should direct his course.

Night overtook him in this situation. It was one of those nights when the moon gives a faint glimmering of light through the thick black clouds of a louring sky. Now and then she suddenly emerged in full splendor from her veil; and then instantly retired behind it, having just served to give the forlorn Sir Bertrand a wide extended prospect over the desolate waste.

Hope and native courage a while urged him to push forwards; but at length, the increasing darkness, and fatigue of body and mind, overcame him; he dreaded moving from the ground he stood on, for fear of unknown pits and bogs; and, alighting from his horse in despair, he threw himself on the ground. He had not long continued in that posture, when the sullen toll of a distant bell struck his ears -- he started up; and, turning toward the sound, discerned a dim twinkling light.

Instantly he seized his horse's bridle, and with cautious steps advanced towards it. After a painful march, he was stopped by a moated ditch surrounding the place from whence the light proceeded; and, by a momentary glimpse of moonlight, he had a full view of a large antique mansion, with turrets and corners, and an ample porch in the centre. The injuries of time were strongly marked on every thing about it.

The roof in various places was fallen in, the battlements were half demolished, and the windows broken and dismantled. A drawbridge, with a ruinous gateway at each end, led to the court before the building. He entered; and instantly the light, which proceeded from a window in one of the turrets, glided along, and vanished; at the same moment the moon sunk beneath a black cloud, and the night was darker than ever. All was silent. Sir Bertrand fastened his steed under a shed; and, approaching the house, traversed its whole front with light and slow footsteps. All was still as death!

He looked at the lower windows, but could not distinguish a single object through the impenetrable gloom. After a short parley with himself, he entered the porch; and, seizing a massy iron knocker at the gate, lifting it up, and, hesitating, at length struck a loud stroke. The noise resounded through the whole mansion with hollow echoes. All was still again!

He repeated the strokes more boldly, and louder. Another interval of silence ensued! A third time he knocked; and a third time all was still! He then fell back some distance, that he might discern whether any light could be seen in the whole front. It again appeared in the same place, and quickly glided away as before! At the same instant, a deep, sullen toll sounded from the turret. Sir Bertrand's heart made a fearful stop!

He was a while motionless; then terror impelled him to make some hasty steps towards his steed -- but shame stopped his flight; and, urged by honour, and a resistless desire of finishing the adventure, he returned to the porch; and working up his soul to a full steadfastness of resolution, he drew forth his sword with one hand, and with the other lifted up the latch of the gate. The heavy door, creaking upon its hinges, reluctantly yielded to his hand; he applied his shoulder to it, and forced it open.

He quitted it, and stept forward -- the door instantly shut with a thundering clap. Sir Bertrand's blood was chilled! He turned back to find the door, and it was long ere his trembling hands could seize it -- but his utmost strength could not open it again. After several ineffectual attempts, he looked behind him, and beheld, across a hall, upon a large staircase, a pale bluish flame, which cast a dismal gleam of light around.

He again summoned forth his courage, and advanced towards it -- it retired. He came to the foot of the stairs; and, after a moments deliberation, ascended. He went slowly up, the flame retiring before him, till he came to a wide gallery. The flame proceeded along it, and he followed in silent horror, treading lightly, for the echoes of his footsteps startled him. It led him to the foot of another staircase, and then vanished!

At the same instant another toll sounded from the turret. Sir Bertrand felt it strike upon his heart. He was now in total darkness; and, with his arms extended, began to ascend the second staircase. A dead cold hand met his left hand, and firmly grasped it, drawing him, forcibly forward -- he endeavoured to disengage himself, but could not -- he made a furious blow with his sword, and instantly a loud shriek pierced his ears, and the dead hand was left powerless in his -- he dropped it, and rushed forward with a desperate valour.


The stairs were narrow and winding, and interrupted by frequent breaches, and loose fragments of stones. The staircase declined narrower and narrower, and at length terminated in a low iron gate. Sir Bertrand pushed it open -- it led to an intricate winding passage, just large enough to admit a person upon his hands and knees. A faint glimmering of light served to show the nature of the place. Sir Bertrand entered -- a deep hollow groan resounded from a distance through the vault -- he went forward; and, proceeding beyond the first turning, discerned the same blue flame which had before conducted him -- he followed it.

The vault, at length, suddenly opened into a lofty gallery, in the midst of which a figure appeared, completely armed, thrusting forward the bloody stump of an arm, with a terrible frown, and menacing gesture, brandishing a sword in his hand. Sir Bertrand undauntedly sprang forward; and, aiming a fierce blow at the figure, it instantly vanished, letting fall a massy iron key. The flame now rested upon a pair of ample folding doors at the end of the gallery.

Sir Bertrand went to it, and applied the key to a brazen lock -- with difficulty he turned the bolt -- instantly the doors flew open, and discovered a large apartment, at the end of which was a coffin rested upon a bier, with a taper burning on each side of it. Along the room on both sides were gigantic statues of black marble, attired in Moorish habit, and holding enormous sabres in their hands. Each of them reared its arm, and advanced one leg forward, as the knight entered; at the same moment the lid of the coffin flew open, and the bell tolled.

The flame still glided forward; and Sir Bertrand resolutely followed, till he arrived within six paces of the coffin. Suddenly a lady in a shroud and black veil rose up in it, and stretched out her arms towards him -- at the smae time the statues clashed their sabres, and advanced.

Sir Bertrand flew to the lady, and clasped her in his arms -- she threw up her veil, and kissed his lips; when instantly the whole building shook as with an earthquake, and fell asunder with a horrible crash. Sir Bertrand was thrown into a sudden trance; and, on recovering, found himself on a velvet sofa, in the most magnificent room he had ever seen, lighted with innumerable tapers, in lustres of pure crystal. A sumptuous banquet was set in the middle.

The doors opened to soft music, a lady of incomparable beauty, attired with amazing splendour, entered, surrounded by a troop of gay nymphs more fair than the graces. She advanced to the knight; and, falling on her knees, thanked him as her deliverer. The nymphs put a garland of laurel upon his head; and the lady led him by the hand to the banquet, and sat beside him. The nymphs placed themselves at the table; and a numerous train of servants entering, served up the feast, delicious music playing all the time.

Sir Bertrand could not speak for astonishment -- he could only return their honours by courteous looks and gestures. After the banquet was finished, all retired but the lady; who, leading back the knight to the sofa, addressed him in these words:-

"Sir Knight, The grateful remembrance of my delivery from the iron hand of the Moorish tyrant, who in dying bequeathed his soul to the prince of the air for the horrid purpose of confining me in this my patrimonial castle, shall never be erased from my memory. And is to you I own his power over me, it was but transient and of short duration. 

With horror I view the remains of his now extinguished fascination; and though years have rolled after years, and involved in their course the fate of my venerable ancestors, yet I have at last the consolation to find myself by your valour free from the machinations of Almanzor (for that was the name of the Moorish prince, whom our valiant king Edward brought over with him on his return from the crusades). My father approved of my union with him, but alas! I never beheld him without the utmost horror.

His dark insidious looks, compared to the open and undisguised mein of him I had lately lost in the troubles of the times, made me shudder. In an unlucky moment I was induced to sign, in obedience to my father's will, a covenant with Almanzor, which he pretended would place me next heir to the Moorish throne. Each signature was made with our blood, and a requiem was afterward sung for the success of the union.

But alas! minds are not easily transferred; my soul owned allegiance to Sir Walter, a generous knight of this country, and whom this horrid eastern tyrant had destroyed in conflict; and because I peremptorily refused to drink his blood, this monster swore he would invoke every power to confine me until some more valorous knight should arrive to release me from his hands.

How long have I been enchanted? I do not know; but this I can declare, that from that time to the present I have not been free from horrid dreams like those which are said to infest the wicked in their graves."

So saying she rose up, and taking Sir Bertrand by the hand, led him to the couch, where he took his repose for a few hours. Early in the morning he took his departure, promising to return soon. He was as good as his word; and in a few days, the priest united them forever. The marriage was attended with great pomp, both of ecclesiastic and military men, who all bestowed the most liberal benedictions upon this happy pair.


Friday, 31 July 2026

The Valley of Spiders by H.G. Wells - Pearson's Magazine March 1903.

Towards mid-day the three pursuers came abruptly round a bend in the torrent bed upon the sight of a very broad and spacious valley. The difficult and winding trench of pebbles along which they had tracked the fugitives for so long, expanded to a broad talus slope, and with a common impulse the three men left the trail, and rode to a little eminence set with olive dun trees, and there halted, the two others, as became them, a little behind the man with the silver studded bridle. 

For a space they scanned the great expanse below them with eager eyes. It spread remoter and remoter, with only a few clusters of sere thorn bushes here and there, and the dim suggestions of some now waterless ravine to break its desolation of yellow grass. Its purple distances melted at last into the bluish slopes of the further hills - hills it might be of a greener kind - and above them invisibly supported, and seeming indeed to hang in the blue, were the snowclad summits of mountains - that grew larger and bolder to the north-westward as the sides of the valley drew together. And westward the valley opened until a distant darkness under the sky told where the forests began. But the three men looked neither east nor west, but only steadfastly across the valley. 

The gaunt man with the scarred lip was the first to speak. “Nowhere,” he said, with a sigh of disappointment in his voice. “But after all, they had a full day’s start.” 

“They don’t know we are after them,” said the little man on the white horse. 

She would know,” said the leader bitterly, as if speaking to himself. “Even then they can’t go fast. They’ve got no beast but the mule, and all to-day the girl’s foot has been bleeding --”

The man with the silver bridle flashed a quick intensity of rage on him. “Do you think I haven’t seen that?” he snarled. 

“It helps, anyhow,” whispered the little man to himself. 

The gaunt man with the scarred lip stared impassively. “They can’t be over the valley,” he said. “If we ride hard ---” 

He glanced at the white horse and paused. “Curse all white horses!” said the man with the silver bridle, and turned to scan the beast his curse included. 

The little man looked down between the melancholy ears of his steed. 

“I did my best,” he said. The two others stared again across the valley for a space. The gaunt man passed the back of his hand across the scarred lip. 

“Come up!” said the man who owned the silver bridle suddenly. The little man started and jerked his rein, and the horse hoofs of the three made a multitudinous faint pattering upon the withered grass as they turned back towards the trail..... 

They rode cautiously down the long slope before them, and so came through a waste of prickly twisted bushes and strange dry shapes of horny branches that grew amongst the rocks, into the levels below. And there the trail grew faint, for the soil was scanty, and the only herbage was this scorched dead straw that lay upon the ground. Still, by hard scanning, by leaning beside the horse's necks and pausing ever and again, even these white men could contrive to follow after their prey. 

There were trodden places, bent and broken blades of the coarse grass, and ever and again the sufficient intimation of a footmark. And once the leader saw a brown smear of blood where the half-caste girl may have trod. And at that under his breath he cursed her for a fool.

The gaunt man checked his leader’s tracking, and the little man on the white horse rode behind, a man lost in a dream. They rode one after another, the man with the silver bridle led the way, and they spoke never a word. After a time it came to the little man on the white horse that the world was very still. He started out of his dream. Besides the little noises of their horses and equipment, the whole great valley kept the brooding quiet of a painted scene.

Before him went his master and his fellow, each intently leaning forward to the left, each impassively moving with the paces of his horse; their shadows went before them, still, noiseless, tapering attendants, and nearer a crouched cool shape was his own. He looked about him. What was it had gone? Then he remembered the reverberation from the banks of the gorge and the perpetual accompaniment of shifting, jostling pebbles. And, moreover --? There was no breeze. That was it! What a vast, still place it was, a monotonous afternoon slumber. And the sky open and blank, except for a sombre veil of haze that had gathered in the upper valley.

He straightened his back, fretted with his bridle, puckered his lips to whistle, and simply sighed. He turned in his saddle for a time, and stared at the throat of the mountain gorge out of which they had come. Blank! Blank slopes on either side, with never a sign of a decent beast or tree - much less a man. What a land it was! What a wilderness! He dropped again into his former pose. 

It filled him with a momentary pleasure to see a wry stick of purple black flash out into the form of a snake, and vanish amidst the brown. After all, the infernal valley was alive. And then, to rejoice him still more, came a little breath across his face, a whisper that came and went, the faintest inclination of a stiff black-antlered bush upon a little crest, the first intimations of a possible breeze. Idly he wetted his finger, and held it up. 

He pulled up sharply to avoid a collision with the gaunt man, who had stopped at fault upon the trail. Just at that guilty moment he caught his master’s eye looking towards him. 

For a time he forced an interest in the tracking. Then, as they rode on again, he studied his master’s shadow and hat and shoulder, appearing and disappearing behind the gaunt man’s nearer contours. They had ridden four days out of the very limits of the world into this desolate place, short of water, with nothing but a strip of dried meat under their saddles, over rocks and mountains, where surely none but these fugitives had ever been before -- for that!

And all this was for a girl, a mere wilful child! And the man had whole cityfuls of people to do his basest bidding - girls, women! Why in the name of passionate folly this one in particular? asked the little man, and scowled at the world, and licked his parched lips with a blackened tongue. It was the way of the master, and that was all he knew. Just because she sought to evade him..... 

His eye caught a whole row of high plumed canes bending in unison, and then the tails of silk that hung before his neck flapped and fell. The breeze was growing stronger. Somehow it took the stiff stillness out of things -- and that was well. 

“Hullo!” said the gaunt man. 

All three stopped abruptly. 

“What?” asked the master. “What?” 

“Over there,” said the gaunt man, pointing up the valley. 

“What?”

“Something coming towards us.” 

And as he spoke a yellow animal crested a rise and came bearing down upon them. It was a big wild dog, coming before the wind, tongue out, at a steady pace, and running with such an intensity of purpose that he did not seem to see the horsemen he approached. He ran with his nose up, following, it was plain, neither scent nor quarry. As he drew nearer the little man felt for his sword. “He’s mad,” said the gaunt rider. 

“Shout!” said the little man, and shouted. The dog came on. Then when the little man’s blade was already out, it swerved aside and went panting by them and past. The eyes of the little man followed its flight. “There was no foam,” he said. For a space the man with the silver-studded bridle stared up the valley. “Oh, come on!” he cried at last. “What does it matter?” and jerked his horse into movement again. 

The little man left the insoluble mystery of a dog that fled from nothing but the wind, and lapsed into profound musings on human character. “Come on!” he whispered to himself. “Why should it be given to one man to say ‘Come on!’ with that stupendous violence of effect. Always, all his life, the man with the silver bridle has been saying that. If I said it -- !” thought the little man. But people marvelled when the master was disobeyed even in the wildest things. This half-caste girl seemed to him, seemed to every one, mad -- blasphemous almost. The little man, by way of comparison, reflected on the gaunt rider with the scarred lip, as stalwart as his master, as brave and, indeed perhaps braver, and yet for him there was obedience, nothing but to give obedience duly and stoutly..... 

Certain sensations of the hands and knees called the little man back to more immediate things. He became aware of something. He rode up beside his gaunt fellow. “Do you notice the horses?” he said in an undertone. 

The gaunt face looked interrogation. 

“They don’t like this wind,” said the little man, and dropped behind as the man with the silver bridle turned upon him. 

“It’s all right,” said the gaunt-faced man. They rode on again for a space in silence. The foremost two rode downcast upon the trail, the hindmost man watched the haze that crept down the vastness of the valley, nearer and nearer, and noted how the wind grew in strength moment by moment. Far away on the left he saw a line of dark bulks -- wild hog perhaps, galloping down the valley, but of that he said nothing, nor did he remark again upon the uneasiness of the horses.

And then he saw first one and then a second great white ball, a great shining white ball like a gigantic head of thistledown, that drove before the wind athwart the path. These balls soared high in the air, and dropped and rose again and caught for a moment, and hurried on and passed, but at the sight of them the restlessness of the horses increased. 

Then presently he saw that more of these drifting globes -- and then soon very many more -- were hurrying towards him down the valley. 

They became aware of a squealing. Athwart the path a huge boar rushed, turning his head but for one instant to glance at them, and then hurling on down the valley again. And at that, all three stopped and sat in their saddles, staring into the thickening haze that was coming upon them. 

“If it were not for this thistledown --” began the leader. 

But now a big globe came drifting past within a score of yards of them. It was really not an even sphere at all, but a vast, soft, ragged, filmy thing, a sheet gathered by the corners, an aerial jelly-fish, as it were, but rolling over and over as it advanced, and trailing long, cobwebby threads and streamers that floated in its wake. 

“It isn’t thistledown,” said the little man. 

“I don’t like the stuff,” said the gaunt man. 

And they looked at one another. 

“Curse it!” cried the leader. “The air’s full of it up there. If it keeps on at this pace long, it will stop us altogether.” 

An instinctive feeling, such as lines out a herd of deer at the approach of some ambiguous thing, prompted them to turn their horses to the wind, ride forward for a few paces, and stare at that advancing multitude of floating masses. They came on before the wind with a sort of smooth swiftness, rising and falling noiselessly, sinking to earth, rebounding high, soaring -- all with a perfect unanimity, with a still deliberate assurance. 

Right and left of the horsemen the pioneers of this strange army passed. At one that rolled along the ground, breaking shapelessly and trailing out reluctantly into long grappling ribbons and bands, all three horses began to shy and dance. The master was seized with a sudden unreasonable impatience. He cursed the drifting globes roundly. “Get on!” he cried; “Get on! What do these things matter? How can they matter? Back to the trail!” He fell swearing at his horse and sawed the bit across its mouth.

He shouted aloud with rage. “I will follow that trail, I tell you!” he cried. “Where is the trail?” 

He gripped the bridle of his prancing horse and searched amidst the grass. A long and clinging thread fell across his face, a grey streamer dropped about his bridle arm, some big, active thing with many legs ran down the back of his head. He looked up to discover one of those grey masses anchored as it were above him by these things and flapping out ends as a sail flaps when a boat comes, about -- but noiselessly. 

He had an impression of many eyes, of a dense crew of squat bodies, of long, many jointed limbs hauling at their mooring ropes to bring the thing down upon him. For a space he stared up, reining in his prancing horse with the instinct born of years of horsemanship. Then the flat of a sword smote his back, and a blade flashed overhead and cut the drifting balloon of spider-web free, and the whole mass lifted softly and drove clear and away. 

“Spiders!” cried the voice of the gaunt man. “The things are full of big spiders! Look, my lord!”

 The man with the silver bridle still followed the mass that drove away. 

“Look, my lord!” 

The master found himself staring down at a red, smashed thing on the ground that, in spite of partial obliteration, could still wriggle unavailing legs. Then when the gaunt man pointed to another mass that bore down upon them, he drew his sword hastily. Up the valley now it was like a fog bank torn to rags. He tried to grasp the situation. 

“Ride for it!” the little man was shouting. “Ride for it down the valley.” 

What happened then was like the confusion of a battle. The man with the silver bridle saw the little man go past him slashing furiously at imaginary cobwebs, saw him cannon into the horse of the gaunt man and hurl it and its rider to earth. His own horse went a dozen paces before he could rein it in. Then he looked up to avoid imaginary dangers, and then back again to see a horse rolling on the ground, the gaunt man standing and slashing over it at a rent and fluttering mass of grey that streamed and wrapped about them both. And thick and fast as thistledown on waste land on a windy day in July, the cobweb masses were coming on. 

The little man had dismounted, but he dared not release his horse. He was endeavouring to lug the struggling brute back with the strength of one arm, while with the other he slashed aimlessly, The tentacles of a second grey mass had entangled themselves with the struggle,and this second grey mass came to its moorings, and slowly sank. 

The master set his teeth, gripped his bridle, lowered his head, and spurred his horse forward. The horse on the ground rolled over, there were blood and moving shapes upon the flanks, and the gaunt man, suddenly leaving it, ran forward towards his master, perhaps ten paces. His legs were swathed and encumbered with grey, he made ineffectual movements with his sword. Grey streamers waved from him; there was a thin veil of grey across his face. With his left hand he beat at something on his body, and suddenly he stumbled and fell. He struggled to rise, and fell again, and suddenly, horribly, began to howl, “Oh -- ohoo, ohooh!” 

The master could see the great spiders upon him, and others upon the ground. 

As he strove to force his horse nearer to this gesticulating, screaming grey object that struggled up and down, there came a clatter of hoofs, and the little man, in act of mounting, swordless, balanced on his belly athwart the white horse, and clutching its mane, whirled past. And again a clinging thread of grey gossamer swept across the master’s face. All about him, and over him, it seemed this drifting, noiseless cobweb circled and blew.

* * * * * * * * * *

To the day of his death he never knew just how the event of that moment happened. Did he, indeed, turn his horse, or did it really of its own accord stampede after its fellow? Suffice it that in another second he was galloping full tilt down the valley with his sword whirling furiously overhead. And all about him on the quickening breeze, the spiders’ airships, their air bundles and air sheets, seemed to him to hurry in a conscious pursuit. 

Clatter, clatter, thud, thud -- the man with the silver bridle rode, heedless of his direction, with his fearful face looking up now right, now left, and his sword arm ready to slash. And a few hundred yards ahead of him, with a tail of torn cobweb trailing behind him, rode the little man on the white horse, still but imperfectly in the saddle. The reeds bent before them, the wind blew fresh and strong, over his shoulder the master could see the webs hurrying to overtake.

* * * * * * * * * *

He was so intent to escape the spiders’ webs that only as his horse gathered together for a leap did he realise the ravine ahead. And then he realised it only to misunderstand and interfere. He was leaning forward on his horse’s neck and sat up and back all too late. 

But if in his excitement he had failed to leap, at any rate he had not forgotten how to fall. He was horseman again in mid-air. He came off clear with a mere bruise upon his shoulder, and his horse rolled, kicking spasmodic legs, and lay still. But the master’s sword drove its point into the hard soil, and snapped clean across, as though Chance refused him any longer as her Knight, and the splintered end missed his face by an inch or so.

He was on his feet in a moment, breathlessly scanning the onrushing spider webs. For a moment he was minded to run, and then thought of the ravine, and turned back. He ran aside once to dodge one drifting terror, and then he was swiftly clambering down the precipitous sides, and out of the touch of the gale. 

And there under the lee of the dry torrent’s steeper banks, he might crouch, and watch these strange, grey masses pass and pass in safety till the wind fell, and it became possible to escape. And there for a long time he crouched, watching the strange, grey, ragged masses trail their streamers across his narrowed sky. 

And once a stray spider fell into the ravine close beside him -- a full foot it measured from leg to leg, and its body was half a man’s hand -- and after he had watched its monstrous alacrity of search and escape for a little while, and tempted it to bite his broken sword, he lifted up his iron heeled boot and smashed it into a pulp. He swore as he did so, and for a time sought up and down for another. 

Then, presently, when he was surer these spider swarms could not drop into the ravine, he found a place where he could sit down, and sat and fell into deep thought and began after his manner to gnaw his knuckles and bite his nails. And from this he was moved by the coming of the man with the white horse. 

He heard him long before he saw him, as a clattering of hoofs, stumbling footsteps, and a reassuring voice. Then the little man appeared, a rueful figure, still with a tail of white cobweb trailing behind him. They approached each other without speaking, without a salutation. The little man was fatigued and shamed to the pitch of hopeless bitterness, and came to a stop at last, face to face with his seated master. The latter winced a little under his dependant’s eye. “Well?” he said at last, with no pretence of authority. 

“You left him?” 

“My horse bolted.” 

“I know. So did mine.” 

He laughed at his master mirthlessly. “I say my horse bolted,” said the man who once had a silver-studded bridle. 

“Cowards both,” said the little man. 

The other gnawed his knuckle through some meditative moments, with his eye on his inferior.

 “Don’t call me a coward,” he said at length. 

“You are a coward like myself.” 

“A coward possibly. There is a limit beyond which every man must fear. That I have learnt at last. But not like yourself. That is where the difference comes in.” 

“I never could have dreamt you would have left him. He saved your life two minutes before...Why are you our lord?” 

The master gnawed his knuckles again, and his countenance was dark. 

“No man calls me a coward,” he said. “No. A broken sword is better than none.....One spavined white horse cannot be expected to carry two men a four days’ journey. I hate white horses, but this time it cannot be helped. You begin to understand me?.......I perceive that you are minded, on the strength of what you have seen and fancy, to taint my reputation. It is men of your sort who unmake kings. Besides which -- I never liked you.” 

“My lord!” said the little man. 

“No,” said the master. “No!” 

He stood up sharply as the little man moved. For a minute perhaps they faced one another. Overhead the spiders’ balls went driving. There was a quick movement among the pebbles; a running of feet, a cry of despair, a gasp and a blow.....

Towards nightfall the wind fell. The sun set in a calm serenity, and the man who had once possessed the silver bridle came at last very cautiously and by an easy slope out of the ravine again; but now he led the white horse that once belonged to the little man. He would have gone back to his horse to get his silver-mounted bridle again, but he feared night and a quickening breeze might still find him in the valley, and besides he disliked greatly to think he might discover his horse all swathed in cobwebs and perhaps unpleasantly eaten. 

And as he thought of those cobwebs and of all the dangers he had been through, and the manner in which he had been preserved that day, his hand sought a little reliquary that hung about his neck, and he clasped it for a moment with heartfelt gratitude. As he did so his eyes went across the valley. 

“I was hot with passion,” he said, “and now she has met her reward. They also, no doubt --”

And behold! Far away out of the wooded slopes across the valley, but in the clearness of the sunset distinct and unmistakable, he saw a little spire of smoke. 

At that his expression of serene resignation changed to an amazed anger. Smoke?  He turned the head of the white horse about, and hesitated. And as he did so a little rustle of air went through the grass about him. Far away upon some reeds swayed a tattered sheet of grey. He looked at the cobwebs; he looked at the smoke. 

“Perhaps, after all, it is not them,” he said at last. 

But he knew better. 

After he had stared at the smoke for some time, he mounted the white horse. 

As he rode, he picked his way amidst stranded masses of web. For some reason there were many dead spiders on the ground, and those that lived feasted guiltily on their fellows. At the sound of his horse’s hoofs they fled. 

Their time had passed. From the ground without either a wind to carry them or a winding sheet ready, these things, for all their poison, could do him little evil. 

He flicked with his belt at those he fancied came too near. Once, where a number ran together over a bare place, he was minded to dismount and trample them with his boots, but this impulse he overcame. Ever and again he turned in his saddle, and looked back at the smoke.

“Spiders,” he muttered over and over again. “Spiders! Well, well.....The next time I will spin a web.”

Herbert George Wells.

Friday, 24 July 2026

British Gangsters, The Getaway Man - A Weekly Dispatch Report from 1939.

This is the final report on the seedy side of pre war London by John Worby in the Weekly Dispatch.

One night I found myself outside a cafe on the main North Road. I went in to scrounge a cup of tea, and as I was telling the tale - that I had had no food for a couple of days - a man walked over to me and said "Did I hear you say that you were hungry?"

He turned to the chap behind the counter and said: "Give him a cup of tea and eggs and bacon." Then he asked me to sit at his table. He was a smart looking man of about thirty. But his eyes were very shifty and he seemed to be ill at ease as he talked to me. He kept looking out at his car through the window - a flash looking car.

Suddenly he asked me if I could drive.

"Anything." I answered.

"Maybe I can use you," he said. "Better come back with me to London."

Questioned.

After we had gone some distance he asked me if I'd ever done 'time.' I immediately replied "No."

Then he said: "Well, how do you get your living?"

"By my wits," I replied.

"That's just what I thought," he exclaimed. "How would you like to make yourself some real money?"

I told him that I didn't mind making some real money so long as there is no blood spilt.

"You needn't worry about that," he said. "There's no slugging to be done in my job. All you've got to do is to be a good driver."

Suddenly he pulled over in to the side of the road and made me take the wheel. I accelerated quickly and shot into top gear, missing the second gate. The car leaped from underneath us. I thought there was something peculiar about the car as the steering was beautiful and the car was very easy to handle. It was more than an ordinary car of its make and the purr of its engine reminded me of an aeroplane - heavily muffled.

I wished to impress the man and accordingly took every corner very shortly and as near to the edge as possible. On several occasions I felt the rear of the car skid round, but with the skidding I decreased my speed and then opened up wide as soon as I got on the straight.

At last I felt the man was getting rather nervous. He put his hand gently on my arm and said: "You'd better pull up."

"You're just the boy for my job," was his summing up.

"Gadgets"

Then he added: "Now I'll get you in on the racket, and chance the consequences. This drag (car) you're in belongs to me and the boys. We're on a hot racket in town and can get away with plenty. Only we want a good driver, somebody who can get in and out of the crowd and leave 'em standing."

"What's the racker, then?" I asked.

"We do smash and grabs, but it's all done to time," he replied. "I'm the brains of the gang and we split what we get. You'll be the driver in the next raid. Have you noticed anything about this drag?"

"It's no ordinary engine you've got under the bonnet," I replied.

"Clever boy!" he remarked rather sarcastically. "How did you guess it?"

He then told me that if I felt underneath the dashboard I'd find two wires which, when pulled, tilted the licence plate so that the numbers could not be read. He pointed to a pedal beside the self starter and told me to press it with my foot. I did so and the four doors of the car flew open.

"Now," he said, "if you pull on the hand break the doors will shut."

He then showed me the other little gadgets in the car. By pressing a button the blinds of the car would go down. There was a sliding panel in the floor and another in the back of the car, all worked by buttons. He lifted up the seat and showed me a dozen different licence plates to be used when the car was being trailed. The driver had to put on enough speed to get clear of the trailing car in order to do the trick of changing the plates without detection.

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We arrived in the East End of London and pulled up in a deserted street in a very slummy district. He tooted a special signal on the horn and a few seconds later a man came running to the side of the car. My companion grunted a quick word of command and then said to me; "come on!"

I followed into what appeared to be a deserted building. As we climbed in the dark up some wooden stairs my companion gave a whistling signal; a faint reply was heard from above. We went up three of four flights of stairs and at last I saw a thin faint beam of light coming from under a door. My companion knocked in a certain way on the door, and he received a similar reply. To this he tapped again and the door was opened.

We entered the room and I stood for a moment under the glare of a dozen gangsters. "It's all right boys," said my companion. "Another member." They grunted and asked where I had come from. My companion, or "The Brains" as they called him, replied: "He's got no come from. He's just here, and that's good enough for any of you!"

While this talk went on I gazed around the room. The windows were heavily draped with sacking. The table was a big sugar crate, on which was a piece of coarse cloth. About the room stood battered and broken cigarette machines, old safes, gas meters, silver cups, furs, oil paintings, bales of clothes and silks, and all sorts of loot.

Inside a large broken safe was a small smelting pot, beside which lay a lump of molten gold and a larger mould of silver. As I sat down on a box I listened to the discussion of the gang's next raid - a pawnbrokers shop.

The Brains confided to the men that I was a good driver and just the right man for them. The raid was to take place in the small hours of the morning. A man read out the times when the slops on their beat passed the "job." There were about five minutes to spare in which to do everything and they all agreed that this was ample time.

Presently two flashy dressed young women came in. They flaunted across the room and smiled. Nobody greeted them. Then without saying a word they sat down on a box at the far end of the room and the men carried on talking as if the women weren't there.

The "Split"

At last the Brains said; "Will you have the split now or will you have it tomorrow?"

There was no answer. Nobody seemed in any need of money. "Well," he said. "I'll give it to you now." And pulling out a role of notes from inside his waistcoat he handed them round to everybody in the room. He gave me one pound, saying; "You'll come in on the next split."

Then he beckoned to the two girls sitting in the far corner and we four left the room, while the rest of the crooks were still huddled together mumbling in a low drone.

The Brains took the wheel of the car and I sat in front beside him as we started off. It seems to me very strange that the women had never said one word since I set eyes on them. All they had done was to smile, till at last I thought they were dumb. But as we came to the busier part of London with lights and shops that were shut, the Brains turned and said; "That's the spot I want you to take Nell."

"OK!" she replied in a tough way.

Farther on the Brains said to me; "That's the job," and he pointed to a pawnshop. "You'll pull up over there and the Boys will do the rest. As soon as the Boys get the stuff in the drag, you drive away as fast as you can where the Boys tell you and the job will be a piece of cake."

Then driving on a bit farther he turned to the other girl and said; "There's your pitch, Mona."

"Right-o!" she replied.

As we drove on he said; "Well, I suppose you all know your stuff now, so I'll let you women out here." They got out and walked back in the direction from where we had just come from. The Brains then said to me; "The Boys will be along any time now."

By this time I was getting rather implicated in the job, so I began to think of a way out. I said to the Brains; "Better drive round till we come to an all night cafe, for a cup of tea, then I'll be all set for anything."

"Yes," he said. "I think I could do one too."

Escape

We soon arrived at a cafe, and the Brains said; "You go in first and I'll wait in the tub." So after a tea, I returned and sat in the car while the Brains went in. But as soon as he got out of sight, I slipped out of the car and ran around the corner.

I hailed a taxi and was so excited when the driver said, "Where to, sir?" that I answered, "Anywhere!"

He looked at me rather puzzled and as he was wasting time I shouted out; "Charing Cross as quickly as you can, I've a train to catch."

He drove off, but I was rather ill at ease in this taxi and before the meter came to a shilling I said; "Stop here, you're too slow." I got out and paid the fare. And although he looked at me as though he thought me a rum customer. I gave him a shilling tip, which changed his features altogether.

I strolled into the night and felt thankful to have seen what I had seen and at the same time to have escaped trouble.

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Once I made up my mind to get a job and really make a career for myself. But I soon found this too difficult. This made me feel very bitter and I went out on the spree and spent all the money I had. After this I started on a racket with George, a pal of mine.

We took a small office in the West End, and put the following advertisement in the papers:

What Every Young Couple about to be Married should have. Illustrated, 2/6.

Then we sat back and waited for the money to roll in. It wasn't long before we were making £15 a week. For the 2s 6d we sent the gullible public a small illustrated Bible which cost us about fourpence. But a well known weekly paper got on our tracks, and wrote us up, calling us everything but gentlemen. So in three weeks we had to pack up and think of something else.

Soap Racket

This time we bought some ordinary yellow scrubbing soap. We had labels printed for it, describing it as "Rheumatic Healing Soap." This we advertised as follows; Wash Your Rheumatism Away.

We were soon selling it like hot cakes at one shilling a slab. But the joke of it was that people even wrote for more, saying what tremendous relief they had got from it. But all good things must come to an end, and so did the soap racket. We spent all the profits, got into debt, and could buy no more soap.

John Worby in the London Hospital after being beaten up by gangsters.


Friday, 17 July 2026

The Legend Of Cuddy Bell & Nanny Ogle (Mitford) by James Service 1834.

 

In days of yore, before the birth of order,
When rapine was the warden of the border;
When will was law, --- craft, wisdom, --- and strength,
                        right, ---
And the best plea for doing wrong was might!

Those good old times the poets love to paint,
When whip-cord and cold water made a saint,
And turbulence a hero; when the maid
Stabbed her betrayer - if she was betrayed.

Or, if the gentle suitor begged her love,
She sent him to the wars his faith to prove;
When all the honeyed words the lover spoke
Were far less moving than the heads he broke.

Then if he died, or stayed away too long,
The minstrels told his story in song;
And the fair lady stove her grief to smother
For one true love - by wedding another!

Aye! these were times indeed - when if a fair one
Had twenty lovers, yet she could not spare one,
But set them in a chamber all together,
Or in a yard (according to the weather);

Armed them with spears and cudgels, as the case was,
Mounted or not, as more or less the space was;
And he who in this struggle stood the longest,
Whose head was thickest or whose arm was strongest,

And best his rivals thumped or hacked pell-mell,
From every crown cracked champion bore the bell.
Oh! blessed age! oh! dear lamented times!
When theft and homicide were jokes, not crimes;

When burning peels and towns were acts of merit,
And deep revenge became a lad of spirit;
When every eye saw fairies, ghosts, and devils,
Frisk in the moonbeam in their midnight revels.

When Merley ruled in Morpeth's well kept castle,
And plundered and protected many a vassal,
Of one of them a fearful tale is told,
Which, if you dare to listen, I'll unfold.

He was a youth of grace in form and manners,
High Cuddy Bell - or Cuddy of the Stanners,
A study, home-spun, true Northumbrian yeoman,
Who neither fear'd the devil nor a foeman;

Scotchmen he drubbed, as drubbed St. George the dragon,
And loved one woman as he loved a flagon, ---
The daughter of the Parish Clerk of Mitford;
I'll sketch her portrait, though she did not sit for't

In person just below the middle size,
With dark brown hair, and black and sparkling eyes;
A pretty nose, ripe lips, and ruby cheeks;
That neatness, which a well turned mind bespeaks,
Graced her plump person - plump? - at least her bodice
Required tight lacing to make Nan a Goddess.

The Ruins of Mitford Church 1832

One night, when fierce December's drifting snow
Whitened the towers above - the ground below,
When the keen blasts alternate roared and howled,
And thro' the hall strange fire bronzed shadows scowled,

There, midst the wardens, while the black jack danced
Merrily round, had Cuddy sat entranced,
And still had sat, nor cared to sleep a wink,
While tales were yet to tell, or draughts to drink.
But churlish duty roused at length his hosts
From cup and jest, and tales of blood and ghosts,
And sent them growling to their several posts.

Then forth must Cuddy, right reluctant, hie,
To brave and tender mercies of the sky;
And then - oh then! - to love and Nanny true,
Towards Mitford's town with timeless steps he drew.

Of blood and ghosts, I say, their tales had been,
Of wild shrieks heard and hideous faces seen!
Of forms from new made graves beheld to rise,
Grim fleshless things that glared with stony eyes!

Of dancing devils, gibbering and grinning
At wights less prone to praying than to sinning;
And elves and spirits that oft, at midnight's hour,
O'er righteous men themselves have fearful power.

No marvel then that Cuddy held his way,
Brimful of horrors, as a rustic may,
And heard a thousand demons in the woods,
And in the Wansbeck's redly rushing floods.
Sore was the conflict, none, methinks, may doubt,
'Twixt ghastly terrors and sublime brown stout.

Newminster Abbey, early 19th Century.
But when our hero reach'd at length the place
Where the Newminster rear'd its hoary face,
What was his joy to find his Nanny wait,
In such a night, his coming at the gate!

He clasped Nanny gently to his breast,
And fiercely kissed, and boorishly carest.
In vain the tempest work'd its furious will,
The raptured lovers kissed and wander'd still,

And reached at length the foot of the dark hill,
On the south bank above the abbey mill;
And just as glared the castle beacon's gleam,
A dread voice thundered from the rushing stream,

And, "Come, Diablo!" it loudly cried,
And Nanny whisked from Cuddy's shuddering side,
And straight the form, so beautiful before,
A demon's horns, and tail, and talons wore! 

Full in his face she laugh'd with fiendish spite,
And would have torn his eyes out if she might;
But on and fast sped Cuddy like the wind,
And left his phantom sweetheart far behind.
"Oh! Mary! mother!" - thus the frighted swain,
Roar'd to the virgin, - "this was kindly parried;
Thank God, I've found her out before we married."




Friday, 10 July 2026

The Blockhouse - A Ballad by Coldstreamer (Harry Graham).

Jocelyn Henry Clive "Harry" Graham (1874 - 1936) was a Lieutenant in the Coldstream Guards, he served in the Second Boer War where he was promoted to Captain. He had already had published two books (Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes, and Little Miss Nobody) before his "Ballads of the Boer War (1902)" from which this verse originates from. He went on to become a journalist and boast a long list of published works.

'Ere am I in a Block'ouse,
Like a 'ornet under a glass;
Nothin' to do but sentry-go,
H'up an' down, an' to an' fro,
Watchin' the trains pass.

'Ere am I in a Block'ouse,
Full fed up with the game;
Stuck 'ere now five months an' more,
Never a 'undred yards from the door,
And h'every day the same!

Smoke? I've smoked myself silly;
And read till I couldn't see;
But I ain't no scholard like some, no fear,
An' the sort o' reading they sends us 'ere
Is a bit too stiff for me.

I misses my daily paper,
An' my 'alf-an'-'alf out 'ere;
You can 'ave my tot o' ration rum
An' my share o' the magazines as come,
For a Star an' pint o' beer.

Last week we'd a sack o' papers,
An' what do you think h'I got?
A copy o' Punch (as I can't abide,
'Cos they 'ides the jokes so far inside
That I misses the blooming lot),

A couple o' Daily Graphics,
Which was good, if they wasn't new,
An' a 'opeless sort of magazine
With the longest words as h'ever I seen,
Called the National Review.

Still I was fairly lucky,
For Dick, -- 'e's our 'eavyweight,
'Ad a dozen copies o' Woman's Chat,
With "Seven ways for to trim a 'at"
An' a "Supplement Fashion Plate!"

Joe got a h'Athenaeum
Which 'e never even tried,
A couple o' numbers of Sporting Tips,
A Weekly Times an' a 'Alfpenny Snips,
And a Bradshaw's Monthly Guide.

Bless you! I ain't no grumbler,
I'm only a-'aving my fun;
I'm only grateful enough, Gawd knows, an' yet
I misses my weekly P'lice Gazette
An' my h'extry special Sun.

'Ere am I in a Block'ouse,
One of thousands more;
Same old dooties, rain or shine,
Watchin' the same old bit of line
For the same old Brother Boer.

'Ere I sweats in the daytime,
'Ere I freezes at night;
Same old game, week in week out,
Same old Kopjes round about,
An' the same wire fence in sight.


H'Always the same old business,
With the same old false alarms;
Some poor h'ignorant volunteer
Fires his gun in a Block'ouse near
An' we 'as to "stand to arms!"

Natives out in the sangers
Blazing away all night;
They knows well what they 'ave in store
If they're caught alive by the friendly Boer
An' they means for to make a fight.

Then there's the blooming "Brethren,"
An' a lively noise they make;
'Ide in a donga out o' sight
Snipin' the sentries 'alf the night,
An' keeping us all awake.

Three A.M. an' the veldt's astir,
An' the cocks begin to crow,
An' I 'arks to the "'onk" o' the Native crane
Till it's time for the morning water train
Or some more o' the sentry go.

H'I'm one o' the "Royal Fed-ups,"
More than earnin' my pay;
This 'ere is a job for the C.I.V.*
H'or the bullionaires o' the P.A.G.*
As is getting five bob a day.

*City of London Imperial Volunteers.
*Prince Alfred's Guard.

Sometimes a local paper
Drops as a train rolls by,
An' I reads of a "Capture of Yeomanry"
Or "More surrenders of D.M.T."*
An' "Give me a 'orse!" sez I.

*District Mounted Troops.

We're h'only regular soldiers
On a blooming bob a day,
But as good as them h'amatoor M.I.*
As well - an' better'n they!

*Mounted Infantry.

For what you h'asks at present
Is more than my shillings worth,
An' it ain't my bloomin' idea at all
O' what Mister Kipling likes to call
The "Gawdliest life h'on earth!"

Give me a 'ard days trekking!
Give me a bit of a scrap!
H'Open veldt an' a bivouac fire
Is 'eaven compared to this cage o' wire,
Where I feels like a rat in a trap.

Lor! but the time goes tejus,
'Owever so 'ard you try
To read the news as is six months old,
To drink biled water as won't get old,
An' wave as the train pass by.

Somebody 'as to do it!
'Tisn't for me to whine;
But it does me good for to 'ave a "grouse"
As I sits in this bloomin' Bee'ive'ouse
A-guarding the Western Line.

Some day, as I don't doubt it,
The end o' the show will come;
Meanwhile we're doin' the best we can,
An' 'ere (thanks be!) comes the ration man,
"Roll up for your tot of rum!"